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Joke of the Day

"I wrote an essay once comparing various versions of the Bible. I had to do a lot of cross referencing."

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin."

"one time I saw a cop on a horse start to walk it down some steps and I thought ""oh the horse is trained for stairs"" and then they both fell"

"Two rabbits were 69ing. One says to the other, ""hang on, I've got a hare in my mouth."""

"What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution? Something you do for the first week of the new year."

"What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common? They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!"

"I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet!"

"Did you know Han Solo had an employment agency? Han Jobs"

"I decided to put certified SCUBA diver on my resume. That way they know I can handle intense pressure on the job."

"A retard and a Christian walk into a bar.... the Christian says ""do you believe in god?"", and the retard says ""what do I look like? , some kind of retard?"""