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Joke of the Day
"What can a mathematician and a pedophile agree upon? 11 is a prime number."
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"My brother told me this today. Malayasia flight 404 not found."
"In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby."
"The Queen doesn't like to speak about the paedophiles in her court... They're all touchy subjects."
"Donald Trump wants to ban shredded cheese in the United States. He wants to make America grate again."
"Why didn't Hitler take a taxi? He was more of an Ubermensch."
"I'm one more weekend on the couch away from being a throw pillow."
"Before 9 AM on a workday, ""Do Not Disturb"" and ""Donut Disturb"" should mean the same thing."
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow! Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"Not a joke; what your favourite one-liner/wordplay joke?"