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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cindy ! Cindy who ? Cindy next one in please !"
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"What do you call porn with transgender midgets? Micro trans action."
"You know why most americans love minions so much? Because they resemble Twinkies.."
"[Bookstore] Me: *hands over Tangled coloring book* Cashier: How old is your daughter? Me: [sweating nervously] Of course it is"
"You know Michael Jackson had a pro baseball contract? Unfortunately he never made it out of the minors and into the bigs."
"If I'm carrying a torch for you it's only because I want to set you on fire."
"Did anyone else think that... Mel Gibson's remake of the 'Life of Brian' wasn't nearly as funny as the original?"
"What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes? Nothing."
"I thought my son would be glad and appreciate that I got him a trampoline But nooo, all he does is sit and cry in his wheelchair all day"
"Reporter 1: see Argentina needs to score here because if not they lose Reporter 2: so true jon. So true"