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Joke of the Day

"The only folks who put them passwords on that fancy wi-fi internets is terrorists. This is Merica, land of the free."

"One woodworm met another. ""How's life?"" she asked. ""Oh same as usual"" he replied ""boring."""

"I once slowly roasted a Marshmallow over fire until the Michelin Man gave me some free tires."

"kids now have dating apps but back in my day we had to run through the city shirtless with a megaphone screaming ""why does no one want me"""

"Just got out of a 13 month coma Just in time to see my child born!"

"What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer? Vladimir Putting"

"How did Viking ships communicate? Norse code."

"I told a joke about noble gasses the other day. There was no reaction."

"Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk. Whose baby was it? The elephant's!"

"I wish I had emo hair So it would cut its self"