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Joke of the Day

"""Honey, remember our first date?"" ""Awh, are you planning something for Valentine's?"" ""No, I forgot my password. It's the security question."""

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"Tomorrow I'm going to start using big words to sound smart....Sorry, I meant utilizing gargantuan idioms to simulate intelligence"
"What's the capital of Greece? About 20."
"What noise annoys a noisy oyster? A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster."
"A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear, and she asks it.... ""Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?"" The bear responds: ""No, I'm stuffed."""
"Foreigner? Why not fist her? Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)"
"What do bears get at raves? Mauly."
"Why did OP's mom leave the prostitution business? It got too gonor-real"
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"Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly and poor."