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Joke of the Day
"Why did the numbers 25, 36, and 49 go to the dentist? For a square root canal"
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"If a quiz is quizzicle, then what is a test?"
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an acronym? An acronym stands for something"
"[vet school] ME: Welcome, students. Hope you brought textbooks because- [spins cat on finger like basketball] -I have no idea what I'm doing"
"What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you."
"My Gran just asked me ""What's the name of that God-damn Jew who keeps hiding stuff around my house!?"" It's Alzheimer, grandma. Alzheimer."
"What goes zzub zzub ? A bee flying backwards !"
"How does a fencer earn their karma? Ripostes."
"Liked the 3 day weekend? Try not having a job, it's a 365 day weekend."
"What is a polygon? A dead parrot."