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Joke of the Day
"What noise annoys a noisy oyster? A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster."
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"What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones? ""Attention Basingers"" hahaha"
"Setting a teachers salary based on student performance is akin to paying a zookeeper based on how well the monkeys are behaving."
"What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated? Work it out with a pencil"
"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."
"James Bond is my favorite drunk, horny murderer."
"I'd like to see a world without plagerism You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."
"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Hose B"
"Putting a carrot next to you in bed can almost fill the space where Megan used to slep"
"The phrase ""don't take this the wrong way"" has a zero percent success rate."