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Joke of the Day
"What's the capital of Greece? About 20."
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"Knock knock... Who's there?... Tank... Tank who?... You're welcome"
"Half of reddit is shut down. In unrelated news, productivity rises nation-wide"
"What do you call 5 black people having sex? A three-some."
"Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts"
"If your idea of a nightcap is passing out drunk on the toilet with a fifth in your hand, we could probably hang out."
"Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving..."
"What's the difference between a procrastinator and a prognosticator? Well, I haven't come up with the punchline yet, but you can probably see where I'm going with it."
"What do you call a fart from a paraplegic? Inert gas."
"This may sound racist but all black luggage looks the same."