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Joke of the Day

"A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear, and she asks it.... ""Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?"" The bear responds: ""No, I'm stuffed."""

"If you have a six-pack and a friend drinks five of your beers, what do you have left? One less friend."

"""Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.."" Him: Do you have to say that everytime we visit my mom?"

"Sorry I have been gone for the last two days, my son had a quick story to tell me"

"Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !"

"What causes the bird on a pirate's shoulder to repeat 'pieces of nine, pieces of seven, pieces of nine....'? Parity error."

"33, Male, Jerusalem. You?"

"Chuck Norris can land a plane in Auto Pilot."

"God gave you alcohol, sex and music. Why do you all talk about politics?!"

"What do you give and take at the same time? a poop"