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Joke of the Day
"I'm sorry, sir, but your cholesterol isn't high enough to buy this Hawaiian shirt."
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"So a baby seal walks into a club. The end."
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"Our homemade guacamole turned darker green after sitting out for awhile Seems like after hitting the air, it guacsidized."
"I wonder how many kids with dyslexic parents are getting gifts from Satan tomorrow? ZING!"
"Both cats and dogs are illiterate, but I bet dogs feel bad about it, while cats don't give a shit."
"Why is it important for pious Muslim girls to wear the hijab? So that the semen doesn't keep getting in their hair."
"How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse? When they blow, you got no power!!"
"When a group of mercenary electric powered robot horsemen attack... ...is it a charge charge charge?"