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Joke of the Day

"Thinking about wearing Uggs this summer? Just remember that blonde girl in the movie 'Taken'. She wore Uggs during the summer and died."

"Enemas make shit happen. No seriously."

"My girlfriend is like John Cena I can't see her :("

"""hey is that a banana in your pock--"" *his pants open* *a banana steps out* *it walks towards you* *it hugs you* ""u have freed me. thank u"

"Where there's a will... There's a relative."

"TIL about different subreddits. SHIT..."

"A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a dog, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""

"Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp, she's probably thick and tired of it."

"What's the only thing worse than a poop joke? A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it."

"What women want.. ...is a penis made of chocolate that ejaculates money."