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Joke of the Day

"Since it's hunting season, we are allowed to shoot the cars with the antlers on them, right?"

"What goes in hard and comes out soft and sticky? Gum."

"PARK RANGER: to be a guide you need to be able to name all the animals ME: no problem [later w/ a group] ME: that's Greg, & that's Linda..."

"How do you make a plumber cry? You murder his family."

"The big news story tonight is about the balls being too small . . . At the state of the Union address!"

"Why should you avoid sexual encounters with The Fonz? Because he has Ayyyds."

"Why did Jesus die ? He forgot his safe word."

"What degree did the butt get? A Master of Fine Farts"

"Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram? One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a [karma whore](/spoiler)."

"How do you fit 100 babies into a cup? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips."