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Joke of the Day
"What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread? Challah!"
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"Him: Get on my level. Me: You're a gamer? Him: .... Me: .... Him: You need to get out more. Me: *mumbles* Your face needs to get out more."
"Million dollar idea: make $100,000 ten times"
"What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race? ""The track is alright."""
"Why do they put cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people they were slaves before they became drug dealers."
"Pc Does anybody knows how to clean a laptop without opening it"
"[Job interview] ""Under ""skills"" you have odd compliments."" ""You look like you'd have soft bones. ""Thank you?"""
"You're an adult now. Stop lying about your life on Facebook and start doing it on LinkedIn"
"What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust? Ju-Haul"
"Hallmark Card: ""I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."""