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Joke of the Day

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies."

"Hillary Clinton is a strong woman who doesn't need Bill. Besides, the FBI has been fingering her for a while now."

"After we got the divorce she let me have everything. Except the jewelry, and of course something to keep it in. I call it ""the house"".."

"My doctor made me do a urine test for fun. It was a piss-take."

"A giraffe walks into a bar, he sits and orders 6 martinis........ Shame on you for wanting a punchline. This giraffe needs help."

"How do Buddhist monks compare interests? With zen diagrams!"

"What's a caterpillar afraid of? A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the ~~worst~~ best joke I've ever heard)"

"Why do rednecks love Halloween? They get to pump-kin."

"If I had a year to live, I would spend it with my ex... because it would be the longest year of my life."

"Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: You send down five skin divers."