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Joke of the Day
"Why do rednecks love Halloween? They get to pump-kin."
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"Homophobia is stupid. Who the hell is afraid of homes."
"If Seal was my friend, I would never miss an opportunity to ask him, ""Wanna go clubbing?"""
"Hey let's meet somewhere for drinks and text the people we'd rather be hanging out with."
"Crap....all this time I thought I was listening to the Angel on my shoulder. Turns out the Devil on the other shoulder is just a hell of a ventriloquist."
"How do you make an elephant fly? First, you get a great big zipper..."
"I like my girls like I like my computers... Without Viruses."
"Q: What kind of printer does a pig use? A: An oinkjet."
"What did the jewish pedophile say too the children? Would you like to ""buy"" some candy"