178583

Joke of the Day

"After we got the divorce she let me have everything. Except the jewelry, and of course something to keep it in. I call it ""the house"".."

"[Jewish joke] Did you hear about the old Mohel who got fired from his synagogue? He got the sack! [(definition)](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohel)"

"The most diverse software company in the world consists of 100% black lesbian single mothers missing a body part, with arts degrees"

"Can a ninja throw projectile weapons? Shuriken!"

"If you love someone, throw your earbuds at them. There's a good chance they'll be entangled in them and won't be able to run."

"My mom told me to only say sorry if I've killed someone sorry mom"

"What do you call it when you kill someone with your bad breath from a long distance away? No scope"

"How does a ghost start a letter? Tomb it may concern."

"What sound does a gun made from church seating make? Pew Pew.. Sorry. Just became a father 2 years ago. I have some catching up to do."

"Why was the tampon flying down the school hallway? He was late for his next period."