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Joke of the Day

"What the pepper say to the angry chilli? If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business"

"A group of crows is called a murder. A group of people walking slowly in front of me at the store is called a motive."

"If someone is jogging at 7am on a Sunday - it's because they've just killed someone right?"

"I found out about you from my last nightmare."

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hang onto your nuts, because this is going to be one hell of a blow job."

"*brings bucket of fried chicken in meeting* *meeting starts* *I eat each piece, crunching, licking my fingers* *touches all the paper work*"

"What's the difference between Whose Line is it Anway and /r/jokes? On Whose Line is it Anyway, *everything* is made up."

"Where was the declaration of independence signed? At the bottom."

"What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot? ISIS"

"What's the Craziest Place You Ever Made Whoopee? That'd have to be in the Butt, Bob."