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Joke of the Day

"Hillary Clinton is a strong woman who doesn't need Bill. Besides, the FBI has been fingering her for a while now."

"What has no life but a lot of spirit. (A ghost) You've been a terrific audiance!"

"I just bought a bidet The salesperson told me it'd clean the shit out of me!"

"I tried to kill a spider by drowning it in douche and now it keeps picking fights with me on social media"

"Two fish were in a tank... ...one turns to another and says ""any idea how to drive this thing?"""

"What do you call a group of nit picky redditors? A headache."

"What's black and doesn't work? A broken light bulb you racist bastard."

"Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !"

"Mexican Hippie Slogan We love everyjuan!!"

"What did the collage artist say to her assistant? Looks like I got my work cut out for me."