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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: You send down five skin divers."
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"My eyesight is so bad that, after I took my contacts out last night, I chatted to my cat for 5 mins before I realised it was my handbag."
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? [read with a pirate accent when they most likely say, ""RRRRR""] ""You'd think it'd be R but 'tis the C they love"""
"I have 5 uncles. Scott, Daniel, Bob, Tate, And the one that works at Nintendo."
"The Disturbing Reason Why the Chicken Crossed the Road Will Change Your Life Forever... ...It was good for traffic."
"When my pet goldfish died my parents thought it would be a great idea to replace it with a hamster... Poor little guy drowned in seconds.."
"[dinner at brother's house] ""So where are the kids?"" Brother: I grounded them. *spits out meatloaf*"
"in a kindergarten class, there is a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. which one do you date? the blonde. she's 18."
"I went to a street where the houses were numbered 8k, 16k, 32k, 64k, 128k, 256k and 512k. It was a trip down memory lane."
"A lawyer dies and goes to heaven..."