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Joke of the Day

"My doctor made me do a urine test for fun. It was a piss-take."

"I just got slapped by a girl for asking her, ""Do you spit or swallow?"" I thought this was a very reasonable question to ask her, considering we were at a wine tasting session."

"My friend offered me a brojob I guess he must have been bro curious"

"My go-to joke What's blue and fucks grannies? Me in my lucky blue coat! (helps if you say it with a biiiig smile and a little dance)"

"Boss: Why weren't you at work last week? Me: Why are you living in the past?"

"What did the spice scream during sex? Thyme cumin!"

"Everyone knows someone whose laugh is always funnier than the joke."

"I dream about sleeping with Michael J. Fox I bet he's a really good vibrator."

"To the Chicago Cubs Thanks, you've doomed us all."

"I lost my only son today. Ha! Talk about a bad heir day."