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Joke of the Day
"How do Buddhist monks compare interests? With zen diagrams!"
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"The only time my ex will ever scream ""DEEPER, DEEPER"" is when they are lowering my casket into the ground."
"This bloke said to me, ""Tim, as a young boy, was your mother very strict with you?"" I said, ""Let me make one thing absolutely clear. My mother was never a young boy."""
"If you're going to walk really slowly in front of me you should at least have the courtesy to have a slammin booty."
"How much cum can a gay guy make? A buttload!"
"The Comic Wonder of the week is ""The Contest"" by ReedBurns [audio]"
"How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nun. But really, its easier to rape little boys in the dark."
"A horse walks into a bar... A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says ""Is this some kind of joke?"". The horse doesn't understand, s***s on the floor and walks out."
"How long will a floating point operation float?"
"Sorry Siri, talking to machines is not for me. I still get tongue-tied at the drive-through."