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Joke of the Day
"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything."
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"What Time Is It? Its time for lunch."
"What's the most erotic food you can eat by yourself? Beef strokin'-off"
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"Placing my signature wherever i go. Because, signature move!"
"Just want to be bitten by a spider without the obligation of becoming a superhero."
"What do you call a gangster Hobbit? Yolo Swaggins"