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Joke of the Day

"Some of your behaviour is completely embarrassing but highly entertaining. Carry on."

"Medusa was the hottest woman ever. Every man who looked at her got rock hard."

"A Man has a strange disorder. Whenever he gets worked up, he sweats coffee. He really can pore the coffee."

"Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine."

"Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag."

"Favorite song What's a chinese chef's favorite song? I believe I can fry."

"I used to think maths was useless but then one day I realised that decimals had a point"

"What's the difference between marmalade and jam? You can't marmalade your cock up your girlfriends ass."

"Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? I dunno, they just seem a bit shady."

"God is a sock He saves your sole"