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Joke of the Day
"Juliet: O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? Romeo: New phone. Who dis?"
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"If Watergate happened today it would be called Watergategate."
"What is a pirates favourite material? Yarrrn"
"I bet Hitler & the guy who invented the car alarm belong to a book club together in hell."
"What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"""
"Went to an astrologer and found out why my wife and I aren't compatible. I'm a Capricorn and she's a fucking BITCH!"
"How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it."
"What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution."
"What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing? Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name?"
"A frenchman walks into a library And asks the Librarian if he can checkout a book about War. The Librarian responds, ""No, you'll lose it."""