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Joke of the Day
"My scale is broken. It only seems to go up."
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"Just got a text from Bill Cosby ""Netflix and pill?"""
"Me: How are you? Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*"
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"The latest research shows that... Research is pointless."