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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper? It's finger licking good."
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"Dear women: we don't give a shit about eyebrows. Love, men."
"My mom doesn't understand that powdered donuts are eaten over cd cases while in cars, and my friends love donuts, and that's why. (Not blow)"
"A man walked into a musical cheese store and was greeted with the words: ""Hello? Is it Brie you're looking for?"""
"Who was the fattest Pharaoh of ancient Egypt? Hippo-Ptolemy"
"You know what the problem with biplanes is? You never know what direction they are going."
"I bought my friend an elephant for his living room. Friend: thank you. Me: Don't mention it. *Edit: formatting.*"
"Bomb squads must love Daylight Savings Time because of the extra hour they get before the bomb explodes."
"Eating clocks is... time consuming. Sorry."
"How can you identify a French Infantryman? Sunburned armpits."