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Joke of the Day

"What does 80 year-old pussy taste like? Depends..."

"What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out of the window."

"""Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?"" ""He said it was too tight."""

"How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes? Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day."

"What is the difference between being horny and hungry? Where you put the cucumber."

"Saw an ad for a mirror. It said ""Never used"". How, then, did they know it was a mirror?"

"No, I don't want to ""Like"" your business on Facebook. I barely ""Like"" you."

"When you're an Olympic-size slut, every day is an opening ceremony."

"Anal sex and cabbage have a lot in common. If you're forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult."

"Walked in on my Dad chopping up Onions and I started to cry Onions was a good dog.."