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Joke of the Day
"What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in an elementary school."
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"What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine? A punchline"
"Wife and husband laying in bed And the husband says ""honey, tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time."" To which the wife replies ""you have a bigger dick than your brother!"""
"What do Shakespearian Buddhists eat for breakfast? Om and cheese Hamlets."
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"Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground."
"WTF VAMPIRE BATS WILL VOMIT BLOOD INTO MOUTHS OF SICK BATS 2 KEEP THEM ALIVE THATS DOPE AF & STILL A BETTER LOVESTORY THAN TWILIGHT"
"A kiss makes my whole day Anal makes my hole weak."
"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None - its a hardware problem"
"Why does Snoop Dog carry and umbrella? Fo-Drizzle"