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Joke of the Day

"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None - its a hardware problem"

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good."

"Amber Alert, but for the TV remote"

"Who was the knight that invented the round table? Sir Cumference. (via friend who got this from a street performance group in the England area of Epcot)"

"There are 10 types of people Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect a teritary joke."

"The eyes are the window to the soul which is why I'm throwing pebbles at your face."

"""There's a sleeping person. Let's go ask it questions."" Children"

"Most laughs that you hear on TV shows today, were recorded in the 1950's. Means, technically, you're likely hearing dead people laughing."

"My daughter wrote ""Daddy is the best"" in the snow then smashed it when I made her come inside. She'll make some lucky guy miserable one day."

"I like to bring ants on planes and say ""All the people down there look like you!"" They can't understand me, but they like the company."