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Joke of the Day

"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None - its a hardware problem"

"I was trying to write some jokes about panhandlers but they just won't work."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar.... Then a chair, then a table."

"What's the difference between a seagull and a baby? The seagull flits along the shore, the baby shits along the floor."

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery driver have in common? It's okay to smell it, but if you eat it you're gonna get fired."

"May the bards singeth this song henceforth on the 31st of August Oh my god its a happening My balls I am a grappling A tree grown from a sapling On the day that was the fappening"

"What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? Thrown out of the petting zoo"

"Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of us we can make a lot of money."

"Wanna hear a joke about potassium? K"

"The other day I walked up to a homeless person. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'I thought you were homeless!'"