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Joke of the Day
"I would like to be an ice cream man It would be a cool job"
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"What do you call it when an amputee does Karate? Partial Arts! :)"
"Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets? Because he was on a higher plane."
"Why do engineering students call themselves engineers? You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista."
"An archaeologist notices his partner appears to be nibbling a fossil... Curious, he walks over and asks, ""What you got there?"" ""Not sure"", replies the fellow, ""But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"""
"You don't have to be Crazy to be my friend!........But it sure helps!"
"Have you heard about the new Web MD zodiac? All the signs say Cancer."
"There was an old woman walking her dog A man came up to her and said that's an ugly pig. The woman replied ""Sir, that's not a pig."" The man said ""I was talking to the dog!"""
"Why are all those people running? A: Why are all those people running? B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup? B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running?"
"At least I have all day sober to Sunday up....."