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Joke of the Day
"Why does Snoop Dog carry and umbrella? Fo-Drizzle"
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"*hairstylist holds mirror behind my head after styling my hair* ""Is that ok for you sir?"" ""Yes that is a beautiful mirror. I'll take it"""
"When I was younger my fairy godmother asked me if I'd like a long penis or a long memory I forget my response."
"When those Subway ""$5 Footlong"" commercials come on, every man is quietly calculating how much his penis is worth."
"Sadly, the man who invented the raffle has passed away. R.I.P Tom Bola"
"Donald trumps next book should be called ... The gift of the grab."
"We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris."
"When someone farts... Guy 1: What'd that asshole say? Guy 2: Just talking shit."
"Oh honey, you're not pretty enough to be that stupid"
"I'm raising my child to believe there were only 3 'Star Wars' movies."