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Joke of the Day
"A kiss makes my whole day Anal makes my hole weak."
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"I used to brag that my dad worked in the food court. I thought he was a food lawyer. Shoulda wondered why a lawyer would wear a sbarro shirt"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a prostitute? The looks on their faces while you're nailing them."
"I got a job crushing cans at the supermarket... It was Soda Pressing."
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the pre-school? He woke up."
"Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you."
"At least I have all day sober to Sunday up....."
"What's the most popular dance in Warsaw? The pole dance."
"dont remember a dang thing from last night but i have a crossbow now"
"Wife: How many beers is that for you today, dear? Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down."