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Joke of the Day
"What do Shakespearian Buddhists eat for breakfast? Om and cheese Hamlets."
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"Let's settle this like men... men with bad judgment & unlimited water balloons"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? Sorry I can't get hard right now. I just got laid."
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"facebook is down where are we gonna keep all of our faces"
"What's your blud type bob? Typo"
"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Easy, just look for the fresh prints!"
"I've spent the last 2 years looking for my ex girlfriends killer. But no one will do it"
"I workout religiously About once or twice around the holidays"
"Q: What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? A: Nacho Cheese."