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Joke of the Day
"Jarndyce and Jarndyce walk into a bar... The barman says: ""Why the long case?"""
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"Good news: I recently discovered I was interested in Necrophilia. Bad news: I'm a submissive bottom."
"What sex position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother."
"How to equally divide a cake among five people with only three cuts Slice three people with your knife and ask the last, ""Do you also want a piece?"""
"Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm."
"Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
"If you start a sentence with ""Let me reiterate..."" I'm gonna ignore it the second time too."
"Getting a prostate exam doesn't make you gay... Unless you spend all day studying for it."
"Why did the dinosaur go to jail? Because he was a child molester."
"""My ex was a great wife, mom & never once complained once about ass to mouth"" was apparently not an acceptable speech when she remarried?"