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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine? A punchline"

"My doctor said that high levels of hormones were causing me to prematurely ejaculate. On my way home I bought a gag for my wife."

"Kristen Stew@rt is apologizing for ""everything she has done"", which I'm assuming includes the Twilight series."

"I've wanted to post this forever. This."

"Why did a Mexican man throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila."

"Why do Jews hate soda? Because they're gassy"

"Why did the Titanic have a hard time getting a date? It couldn't break the ice."

"For such a picky eater, I'm certainly not a picky weight gainer."

"I stole a futon from a shop. I think the police are after me, so I have beenlying low."

"An xbox and a ps4 were attacked .. here comes the ambulance WII U WII U WII U"