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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine? A punchline"
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"I ate one of those artisan pizzas and now I can't stop painting my bathroom."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elifino \ _()_/ "
"I just read a great joke about how women always change their mind nvm it's not that good."
"I don't think we should call them ""bills."" Because Bill is a man's name and bills are fee mail."
"Why was there semen on the clean laundry? When Greg woke up, his mom had left a note reading, ""Please put a load in the washer"""
"Where do you get virgin wool? Ugly sheep."
"What do you call a poor pepper farmer? A jalapeno pauper"
"What do guns and feminists have in common? They are very loud when triggered."
"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme."