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Joke of the Day
"Whats Jesus's favorite gun? A nail gun"
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"What kind of car does George W. Bush drive? Porsche 9-11"
"When I move, I don't pack my belongings. Because I live my life outside of the box."
"What do you call the corner of 69th and main? Your moms place of employment"
"George refuses to date a woman when he sees her on 2 different dating apps. G:""It's too desperate."" J:""How'd you find out?"" G:""I'm on both."""
"Alcohol is nothing but poison But I drink because there are just things inside of me that need to die."
"I think I speak for Earth when I say that I'm ready for Justin Bieber to turn to hard drugs and squander his wealth, eventually losing fame."
"What happens if you play a country song backward? You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up."
"What's so ironic about disabled toilets? They're big enough to run around in."
"""Eat right and exercise?!?... I dunno...seems like some kind of a scam, Doc."""