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Joke of the Day

"When I move, I don't pack my belongings. Because I live my life outside of the box."

"I think I must have a leather allergy because whenever I wake up with my shoes on I have a headache."

"If FiveGuys had been founded by black people It should have been called ThreeGuys."

"I want to start an irritable bowel support group called fecal matters"

"So ISIS attacker hid IEDs inside his rectum and detonated it.. What was the last thing that went through this terrorist mind? His ass of course lol. P.s. This is from a true story"

"Whenever I miss my ex I think about the things I didnt like about him... Like his hairy behind and his wife."

"The snack that smiles back! Children!"

"Did you know you can catch a bullet... But only once"

"The text says it all It all"

"Did you hear about the Mexican carpet salesman? He was sacked for only selling Underlay!"