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Joke of the Day
"What's so ironic about disabled toilets? They're big enough to run around in."
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"I like my chicken how I like my babies Deep fried and delicious"
"Life is like a box of chocolates.... it doesn't last as long for fat people."
"What do you call an academic who apologises all the time? An anthropologist"
"I wouldn't be caught dead with a Necropheliac."
"[At a 5 star restaurant] *gestures at entire menu* Are any of these words fancy speak for chicken fingers and fries?"
"A bad joke.... Two sailors walk into a bar. And both come out. (If you know this joke, great)"
"It's so insane that humans go to dark rooms to watch humans pretend to be other humans"
"People who tweet in riddles need to know I'm not Batman."
"Q: When is a car not a car? A: When it turns into a parking lot."