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Joke of the Day

"What happens if you play a country song backward? You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up."

"Why can't Cinderella play soccer? Because she keeps running away from the ball"

"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence... As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well, that's a little condescending."

"I am getting around to writing my essay on herbs for my botany class... It's about thyme"

"this subreddit's online users http://puu.sh/lcMkv.png i'm not sure if i'm accurate but is it possible that the current users are online users - the sub users?"

"They say that money can't buy you happiness, but being broke buys you nothing..."

"What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise? I can't even"

"Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical? Because m'cavity."

"A man died while masturbating The doctors said he died from a stroke."

"What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes? ""It's all in the execution."""