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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the corner of 69th and main? Your moms place of employment"
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"Going out in my hometown tonight. Hope my old bullies are really impressed by my parody twitter accounts."
"People are like books. You can't judge them by appearance alone and it's not cool to burn a big pile of them."
"What do you call a dog that does magic? A labracadabrador"
"What Did the Dog Say to the Chipmunk? Woof."
"What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells. Credit to DBZ. Edit: Not sure why this auto flared to religion...."
"What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973."
"Sometimes I just go to work for the free internet."
"i hate the outside *invents houses* i kinda miss it now *invents windows*"
"[2005, youtube's first pitch meeting] ok so basicaly its like if america's funniest home videos was on 24 hrs a day on evrey computer-- SOLD"