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Joke of the Day
"What kind of car does George W. Bush drive? Porsche 9-11"
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"My girlfriend's vagina is like a Tesco shopping trolley It takes a pound in."
"What do you call hundreds of crows at a Catholic church? A mass murder."
"Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?"
"Priests should not have to live in a state of forced celibacy, but be free to marry and let celibacy slowly descend upon them the usual way."
"*feminist at thanksgiving dinner* ""dad will u use your white privilege to pass the salt"""
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Nevermind, I just boiled the egg."
"What's AlQaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets"
"Why are Eastern-Europeans so racist on average? They're waiting for one more dictator to treat them like animals before confirming that racism sucks."
"What did the fish say before he hit the wall? Oh, Dam."