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Joke of the Day
"What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning? He was conducting."
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"The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"Ask a man if he's critiquing your work... Men Who Are Dating say: No, & compliment you. Single Men say: Yes Married Men: Try to hide"
"Masochist meets sadist. ""Torture me"", saids masochists. Sadist replies: ""No way"""
"I lost my college football scholarship in the very first game this weekend, for pulling a groin. Not mine, someone else's."
"A Priest, a Homosexual, and a Pedophile walk into a bar... And he orders a beer."
"What do American beer and having sex in a canoe have in common? They're both f**king close to water."
"But Honey, if I stop eating this third bowl of Cap'n Crunch just because the roof of my mouth is bleeding, then the terrorists have won."
"So a 14 year old girl goes to the doctor for a checkup... He puts the stethoscope up to her heart and says, ""Big breaths."" And she says, ""Thankth! I grew them mythelf!"""
"DOCTOR: Does it hurt when I do this? *takes you out several times then acts distant*"