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Joke of the Day
"The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."
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"I asked my dad who the favourite child was. ""Ask your brother,"" he replied. ""Where is he?"" I asked. He said, ""Buried in the garden."""
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