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Joke of the Day

"What do American beer and having sex in a canoe have in common? They're both f**king close to water."

"This just in: A white flag factory has burned to the ground in Paris... ... Effectively crippling the French military."

"If a hungry shark is after you what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!"

"A little guitar humor I broke a g-string trying to finger A minor"

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil."

"Funny one liner: Virgin Pussy is a ""Road not taken"""

"The host of Dirty Jobs may have balls of steel... But he's got a Mike Rowe penis."

"I just don't get life insurance. Why would I want to give my family a financial incentive to kill me?"

"Girlfriends are expensive but so is my drug habit."

"A pedophile stopped by my apartment today According to my Catholic roommate, the proper term is ""priest."""