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Joke of the Day

"So a 14 year old girl goes to the doctor for a checkup... He puts the stethoscope up to her heart and says, ""Big breaths."" And she says, ""Thankth! I grew them mythelf!"""

"The problem with rich people is you're not one of them."

"Q: How do you make a peanut laugh? A: You crack it up."

"I used to feel like boy trapped in a woman's body But then I was born"

"What do you call a melon with overbearing parents? cantaloupe ;)"

"Why does Kim Kardashiani have a big butt? because she never had to work her butt off."

"When I see something funny on the internet, I don't usually laugh. I just blow more air out of my nose than usual."

"Day 1 of being kidnapped. Kidnappers are now offering my husband a ransom to take me back. Husband is asking for more money."

"What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common? nothing"

"I recently quit my job as a scuba diving instructor I couldn't handle the pressure."