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Joke of the Day
"A Priest, a Homosexual, and a Pedophile walk into a bar... And he orders a beer."
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"My girl broke up with me, thinks I am childish. So, I calmed down. Took a deep breath. Went to her house. Rang the doorbell and ran away..HA!"
"What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box? Body centered cubic"
"What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."
"A younger chimp asks one of his elders what's a conditioned reflex. The older chimp says: ""When I press this red button an idiot in a white coat will open that door and bring us some bananas."""
"My gf was complaining about how difficult anal was... I told her ""It's only as hard as you make it"""
"WHAT DO WE WANT? RACE CAR NOISES!!! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?? NEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
"What do you call a Mexican hooker who doesn't charge any money? Fritatas"
"Customer: ""Wait that password looks really gray. I'm going to type it in again."""
"I learned 2 things at least when I was married 1. Always passcode lock your phone 2. Don't use a nude pic of your gf as the lock screen"