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Joke of the Day
"Romantic first date idea: get too nervous beforehand and drive your car into a river"
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"*ding-dong* - ""Hello, my name is Tony, I'm here to bang your daughter."" - ""TO WHAT?!"" - - ""TONY!"""
"I prayed to God for a handbag and he gave it to me It's a blessing and a purse."
"What's black and white and being milked tonight? Michael brown's death"
"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right."
"The ""Beware of Cat"" sign posted outside my house doesn't seem to be having the desired affect."
"Have you guys heard about the pedophile terrorist? Just last week he exploded all over a kids face."
"What is the origin of black jewish people? The oven."
"The last person you would ever hear say ""hey gang"" is someone in an actual gang"
"Survival Tip: When flipping off your wife behind her back... Make sure she's not standing in front of a mirror."