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Joke of the Day
"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right."
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"Regarding hungergames mockingjay Who is jay? and why are they always mocking him?"
"Helping my kid memorize a list of cities and accidentally wrote a Pitbull song."
"Someone just told me ignorance and apathy are the world's two biggest problems I didn't know that, but I don't really care."
"What prize did the dead body receive? Atrophy"
"I can either be on time or wearing pants. Pick one."
"Ever tried anal sex? Its fucking shit."
"Why did the comedian go to doctor? Because the audience gave him the clap"
"My rare penny collection isn't very wise... It completely lacks common cents."
"I would like an Instagram feed of the piles of shit people push out of the way to get the perfect shots in their homes."