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Joke of the Day

"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right."

"If your parents, your boss, and three of your friends invite you to a party at a clinic its a trap"

"Frozen Joke Q: Why can't Elsa hold a balloon? A: Because she might Let it Go"

"I accidenty said Hi to a feminist the other day... My court case starts tomorrow"

"Know what OBGYN stands for? OBGYN: Oh Boy! Got You Naked!"

"If resting on one's laurels is like sitting on your butt and a ""hardy"" is a hard-on... Does that mean that the combination of Laurel and Hardy makes Dickbutt?"

"Carpenter ants are bullshit, I left a whole box of ikea furniture here, all they did was carry off my watermelon and steal a picnic basket"

"I basically have 3 hairstyles... Straight. Wavy. Homeless."

"I give this cheese an ""A"" I grated it myself"

"""Said no one ever."" -Said everyone on Twitter."