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Joke of the Day

"What is the origin of black jewish people? The oven."

"I was cured of lycanthropy. Now I'm a were-wolf."

"sorry, standing outside your house with a sign that says ""prom?"" was probably a confusing way to ask u what prom means"

"What rhymes with orange no it doesn't."

"If you think being a vegetarian will make you thin, I direct your attention to cows."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and put in a freezer"

"If Indiana Jones was a new-born Christian what would he change his job title to? Arkeologist."

"Why doesn't Skrillex like to go fishing? Because he always drops the bass."

"A Ghost dressed up as human for Halloween Ghost knocks on neighbor's door: ""Trick or treat!"" Neighbor says to his wife, ""That's the spirit""."

"You really have to hand it to blind prostitutes"