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Joke of the Day
"What's black and white and being milked tonight? Michael brown's death"
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"I drink Mountain Dew for the protective coating it leaves on my teeth. The kidney stones are a close second."
"the most dangerous dog breed is probably the Crime Lab"
"I don't drink & drive I pull over."
"Sometimes I wear a tinfoil hat. I'm not one of those wackjobs, it just makes being in the microwave more interesting."
"Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews? Yosemite!"
"Water into wine? I just turned my paycheck into vodka. Your move, Jesus."
"My father walks into a bar... And stays there for the rest of my childhood."
"A man goes to the doctor and says ""Doctor, my farts sound like a motorbike"" Doctor says ""you have an abscess"" Man says ""how do you know?"" Doctor says ""because abscess makes the fart go Honda"""
"A quick Mel Gibson joke. If Mel Gibson directed a popular 90's show starring Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt: ""Mad about Jew"""